This might be the best project that these distinguished gentlemen have released – ‘Torture Chambah’ in particular has been in constant rotation all week. The limited edition run of 200 CD copies are available from here, as is the digital. Cop this shit!
Here’s a quick break-down of what’s in store:
1. ‘Shotgun Killaz’
This may or may not utilize a classic rock loop which shall remain nameless lest I inadvertently snitch them out. Clever 1 warns similarly-sized dudes that their garments are at risk when he’s around.
2. ’52 Blockz’
Flipping a familiar interlude break previously unearthed by C. Martin and Keithy E.E., Him-Lo reminds us the importance of coordinating your bubble goose and gym bag.
3. ‘Jeckyll-n-Hyde’
Verbal tag-team routine game is strong on this one. ‘My rap styles all gutter with a lotta scum!’
4. ‘Torture Chambah’
Best rap song of 2018, no question. This should be used as the blueprint for all future Conservative Rap Coalition auditions.
5. ‘Steam’
‘Your rap styles like non-alcoholic beer’. Salutes!
6. ‘Sinna Sity Pickpocketz’
Acronym time, kids! Him-Lo and Clever 1 are hear to take out the trash (Terrible Rappers Awfully Sounding Horrible).
7. ‘1988’
Some outstanding examples of Brag Rap can be found here over this thumping track.
8. ‘Double Action Portable Gatling’
Bonus points for the Super Lover Cee and Casanova Rudd reference.
9. ‘Asgardian Beer Mugz’
‘The Buze Bruvaz be belligerent, militant, we be a gone wrong experiment/Highly ignorant, scum bag degenerate’.
Vedict: The current reigning CRC champs continue to bring the ruckus. Outstanding.
